F BomBar Merchandise

World Famous F Bombar Merchandise. Wear it. Sip from it. Whisper its name in dark alleys.

You didn’t find The F BomBar Merchandise by accident—you were chosen. Or cursed. Hard to tell. But now that you’re here, don’t leave empty-handed like it was just a weird fever induced dream. Our merch isn’t just stuff—it’s proof. Proof you were part of something weird, maybe a little tipsy, and definitely unforgettable.

Limited Supply. Obviously.

This isn’t your big box store. It’s a mystery wrapped in a vibe, cloaked in sarcasm. So if you see something you like? Grab it. Before it disappears like the bar does every other Tuesday.

Shop now. Regret later.

Because if you’re not wearing F BomBar gear… did you even really go?

From badass tees to pint glasses that practically pour attitude, our F BomBar merch is less “souvenir” and more “essential life choice.” If you don’t already own something with our name on it, are you even living?

Now’s your chance to upgrade from “mysterious stranger” to “insider legend.” All the cool kids (and even a few semi-respectable adults) are rocking F BomBar gear and sipping something questionable from their official F Bombar glasses.

Don't be that one poor soul still drinking out of a boring cup and wearing a shirt with zero irony. Join the “Anyone Who’s Anyone” Club—we don’t have jackets, but we do have sarcasm, style, and really cool stuff.

Get the merch. Be the myth. Or just look really good faking it. 

We are pleased to have partnered with our friends at Torenka Laser Creations to provide all of our stellar F Bombar merchandise! These guys provide exquisite custom laser engraving on a wide variety of products and are a full service promotional products distributor. If there is anything you need for your business or personal needs, look no further than Torenka Laser Creations!